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A golfer in love

Last summer Mike met a woman while on holiday in Spain and fell head over heels in love with her.

On the last night of his holiday, he and the new found love of his life went to dinner and had a serious talk about how they would continue the relationship.

"It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut," said Mike to his companion”.

"I eat, sleep and breathe golf, so if that's a problem, you'd better say so now."

"Well, if we're being honest with each other … here goes "I'm a hooker” she replied.

"I see” Mike replied. All was deadly quiet while Mike considered what she had said. Then he looked deeply into her eyes for a moment before saying …

"You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists
straight when you tee off."

 

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