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“Because we’re Here For A Good Time, Not a Long Time …”
We all know Selling can be desperately TOUGH so why not get things in perspective by having some fun !! We guarantee at least on 'belly laugh' a day if you keep your eye on 'the fun part'. 'Bullshit Bingo', 'Cliche Corner', and lots of other funny stuff to take your mind off those unreasonable targets. Have you got a horror story to tell?... We've all been there ~ but who went furthest (and did you keep the job!)?
Hold that thought … !
Some stuff makes us laugh until the tears roll, other stuff makes us pause for a moment, some things make you cringe. There are any number of thoughts we would love to … ‘hold’ … for a minute or three.
Thanks to technology most of these can now be captured on digital cameras and phones.
Send us the thoughts you would like to hold for a second either by email or MMS and we’ll post them onto the site. From the mutha of all hangovers, to conference cock ups, to the PA / colleague with ‘that’ dress sense, all the way to the team shot at the exhibition and the Sales Director who’s an ace on the Karaoke machine …
Bullshit Bingo
Have you played the latest game to sweep the sales nation? 'Blue sky, Green Field, Out of the Box, Stretch Targeting, Negative Growth' are all phrases we've heard ~ but who is the super user of the latest words and phrases? A number of 'Bingo' cards are featured and downloadable in this section. We want to hear from you how long they took to complete and where. Bet your colleagues the first round ...
Joke of the day
Sometimes it’s just plain difficult to get a smile on your face. Check out joke of the day on the site or have it texted to your mobile and you’re guaranteed a belly laugh. Send us your favorite giggle fixers and we might send you a prize …
Soap box
The SOAPBOX is a place for people to vent their passions, views, and opinions.
From car salesmen that don’t call you back to the recruitment consultant who says you’re ace just before forgetting you exist. Company car tax, unreasonable customers, traffic buildup on our roads and unfeasible targets ‘supported’ by poor marketing campaigns and badly placed products.
Why does everyone in customer services think we have an easy life and why do the marketers believe that only a moron could fail to sell their latest career booster that has been thoroughly tested on their Mum ….
Cliché Corner
Cliche Corner will be a place for people to have fun with cliches ~ What's your favourite, which one do you love to hate? Who uses which one to the point of distraction? List the latest phrases that seem to say it all....
Top ten Cruisin’ Tunes
Sales People spend more time in their car than most. So what do we listen to? List your top ten tracks, when you play them, what they mean to you and why. The most original entries win their ‘top 10’ as free downloads from itunes ….
Text Alerts
From the football results to birthday reminders and everything in between. You name it we'll remind or advise you of it ....
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Meeting Up
How many times have you wanted to have a good old 'bitch' about the job, the pressure, your Boss, the company, your salary, company car tax but don't really know anyone who understands. This is your chance. Swap some stories with a humorous slant and have a laugh while you let off some steam …
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AGM / Christmas Party
Meet the people you've formed relationships with through the site. Once a year we have a re-cap of what has gone on followed by a good old fashioned 'BLOWOUT' …
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Fun Links
Here you'll find some fun links to waste some time on. Failing that you could always book that holiday, or opt out of the company car scheme, re-mortgage the house and buy a Hummer or Ferrari ~ If you do, have some fun watching the company accountant go pale as you put in your expenses for business fuel!